Posted 2/6/08

NFL 2007-08 Wrap-Up, Thoughts and Conclusions
- The Arizona Cardinals will make the playoffs when Dwayne Wade makes it into Charles Barkley’s fave 5.
- The San Diego Chargers celebrate after more plays than the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders.
- “The Surge” in Iraq will have more offense than the Baltimore Ravens.
- Pacman Jones sees more breasts than KFC.
- The New England Patriots will wonder “What Happened?” more than the producers of Evan Almighty.

Spain could lose their F1 race due to the racial taunting of black driver Lewis Hamilton.  Hamilton was horrified at hearing the racial slurs being yelled at him as he broke into the other teams garages to steal parts.

After their Super Bowl loss, Randy Moss and Tom Brady pulled out of the Pro Bowl.  This is the first time Tom Brady has pulled out of something since his last relationship that involved pregnancy.

After over 900 wins, former Indiana, and Texas Tech coach Bob Knight has decided to retire.  In other news, Myles Brand popped more champagne than the ’72 Dolphins.

The LPGA moved the Samsung World Championship from the California desert to the bay area.  Representatives said the change was made so that the ocean smell would mask the smell coming off the players.