Posted 3/3/06

News... On The March
with Matt Thompson

Actress Lindsay Lohan has adamantly denied that she had an eating disorder even though she admitted in an interview that she suffered from Bulimia. She now claims that it wasn’t actually bulimia, she was just having an allergic reaction to her finger.

Actress Scarlett Johansson recently admitted that she was shocked and mortified Isaac Mizrahi groped her breast while he was interviewing her before the Golden Globe Awards ceremony in January, mostly because she had heard the gay designer was an ass man.

Johnny Depp, Sean Penn, Bill Murray, John Cusack and Benicio Del Toro have come together for a documentary on the life and death of famous journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson. The documentary, called Buy The Ticket, Take The Ride: is currently wrapping up production. Those close to the project say the film drags along in many spots, but the good news is it ends with a bang.

US reality TV star Kristin Cavalleri has rubbished reports she is dating singer Nick Lachey after the couple were spotted together twice, insisting she has no interest in him, she just wanted to get a better look at half of Jessica Simpson’s stuff.

In an attempt to distinguish itself from other makers of digital video recorders, TiVo is introducing a new feature this summer that will allow Verizon Wireless customers to program their recorders via their cell phones. This sounds like a great idea until you figure in that most people never even learned how to set the clock on their VCRs.

Actress Hilary Swank said that the reason she felt qualified to comfort Philip Seymour Hoffman after he forgot to thank his girlfriend in his acceptance speech at the Academy Awards was because she mirrored his actions in 2000 when she won the award for her role in Boys Don’t Cry, not because she also won the award for playing a character that acted like they had no balls.