Now That Britney is Out of the Picture, Who's Next?
If you've turned on the television, walked past a tabloid, or even talked to anyone over the past two months you've probably heard that Britney Spears is now insane. She's been in and out of rehab, shaved her head, had mental breakdowns and has totally lost any sex appeal she may have had in the process. And while there is some mild concern about her health, mental stability and well-being, the real question on everyone's mind is "who will replace her as the top spot on Matt's Top 21 List?" This question has been plaguing Matt as well which is why he's gone back to Hollywood to interview a few potential number ones. As is to be expected, these women are doing their best to persuade him that they should be on top, so to speak. Take for instance this scene pictured above in which Christina Aguilera tries to show that there "Ain't No Other Man" than Matt, although, he looks less than impressed. Stay tuned for more updates.

The Rumors Aren't True... Are They?
We all know that Britney Spears is pregnant again, and according to most sources, Kevin Federline is once again the father. However, as they always do, the tabloids are trying to stir up trouble. The Enquirer recently had to publish an apology for writing a story about Britney's marriage being on the verge of ending. Turns out, that story was false. But, that nasty newspaper isn't going to leave the pop star alone. No, instead they've decide to stir up more controversy by publishing a picture that was supposedly taken around the time of Britney impregnating, and as you can see, that's not K-Fed on the balcony. it's our very own Matt Thompson. hough Britney has not been available for comment, Matt says that this photo proves nothing, and is perfectly innocent. They were out on the balcony smoking and talking (as friends) when they noticed the door had locked behind them. Britney asked if Matt had the keys, and he said he didn't. She didn't be live him, because she said she could see them in his shorts. He said those aren't the keys, but she decided to check anyway. As it turns out, they were the keys, and they both had a big laugh about it afterward. For more of Matt's Adventures, click here!

Matt's Much More Hands On Than Dr. Phil
You can't help but notice all the freakin tabloids in the grocery store as you're searching for your fresh idea card, the put them right there for all to see. On without question, the most common theme on every cover is that some young Hollywood starlet is going through emotional turmoil or heartache. That's why our very own Matt Thompson has decided to step up and be the councilor to the stars. And since men are able to cope with these problems much easier, Matt has decided that his focus will be primarily on the women. So far, his methods have been working, just check out the picture to your left, when was the last time you saw Britney this happy. Of course, you aren't going to see this photo anywhere else, the Tabloids would lose business that way. So instead you'll probably see other men's heads photoshoped over Matt's face, but we all know the real truth. Matt says he's got no ulterior motive in helping these young ladies... he just wants to see them happy, and maybe in their underwear. What a great guy! To see more of Matt's adventures, click here!